Ruin a Wish.

Muhahahahaha ! :D

For all of those who don't know how to play , all you do is to ruin the wish above you and then make one yourself. So ya, I will start it off <3


I wish i had a better computer ~

but you dont have the money for it.


i wish i could fly...

Granted. but u cant go back down D:

I wish people wouldnt be so annoying ._.

But you'd be the only 1 alive on the world.

I wish I had a steak here in front of me : <

Granted, but u can only look at it, and not eat it.

I wish I was omniscient.

Granted but all you can do as god is sitting on the toilet taking dumps.

I wish I was rich #5

Granted, but then an uprising occurs and you get killed by peasants.

I wish I speak/read/write/understand Japanese perfectly.

Granted but then you get an accident and get deaf and blind so your Japanese is useless.

I wish you all were my minions

Granted, but we all die so you end up with no minions.

I wish to know the exact value of pi.

Granted it is so long that you won't be able to finish reading the value before attempting to suicide.

I wish that pokemon was real #5

Granted, u get burned to a crisp straight away by a charzard.

I wish I had blue eyes.

granted ~ but you are uglier than before.

I wish school never existed~

Granted, but your parents will teach you then.

and dary where is your wish???
GRANTED!!! but dary fails!!!!!!!


i wish im in heaven.

Granted but since heaven in the bible = all religious people so youre basically stuck with tons of religious people and cant eat pork/cheese nor anything tasty and you cant do ANYTHING on Saturday

i wish Religion wasnt so stupid :C

Granted but they have complete control over you

I wish there weren't such things as trolls D:

Granted; but they'll operate in another name, Aka Elyrolls

I wish I had my old keyboard back.

Granted, but its broken.

I wish for immortality.

Granted , but you will get bored and wish to die ~

I wish nobody can ruin my wish

Granted, the web-server invalidates your post and corrupts its contents so it turned out you wished for a slice of raw cabbage instead.

I wish for wisdom.